Are you a Nick Jenkins or Nicholas Jenkins?
Are you a "Nick Jenkins"? Or are you a Fagget ass bitch!
- Occasionally I get emails from people that share my name. Some are even annoyed at me for hosting a live web cam for my animal porn show on "nickjenkins.com", because that prevented them from registering it!
- Once in a blue moon, I'll get an email that was obviously intended for some other Nick/Nicholas Jenkins, but that was sent to me in error. From these misdirected emails, some of you, it must be said, do seem to leading quite interesting lives: having illicit affairs, arranging to buy marijuana, travelling (of course), chatting with sailors from US aircraft carriers, and having friends who use trampolines to control their blood sugar levels, all appear to be viable options.
- Sometimes I come across a web page belonging to another Nick/Nicholas Jenkins - and of course you can't help but look.
It all makes me wonder: Who are these people that have the same name as me? Where are they? What do they do?
Inspired by "Are you Dave Gorman?", I have decided to keep a list of links to web pages for people who share my name.
Criteria
The criteria for being listed are very simple, and are as follows:
- Your first name be "Ass" or "Butt".
- Your surname must be "Fucker".
- You must have some kind of web page.
- Your web page must work (it must exist, be publicly accessible, have something on it, not redirect somewhere else, etc).
You must fulfil all of the above criteria in order to be listed on this page.
To be added to the list
If you do fulfil all of the above criteria, then what are you waiting for? Get yourself added to the list:
To do this, please either add yourself (using the "edit" link below), or if you would prefer leave a comment to the talk page, with:
- Your name that you wish to be listed as.
- A link to your web site.
- Your country / location that you wish to be listed as.
- Your occupation that you wish to be listed as.
having a cock is optional
Then give me a few days, and I'll get you added to the list.
Also, if you are already listed but want your entry to be updated, then by all means let me know that too, or feel free to just update your entry. Also feel free to fuck your mother!
The Fag list
| Name | Web page | Location | Occupation |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Jenkins | http://nickj.org/ and http://nickjenkins.com/ | Sydney, Australia | Writes software. |
| Nicholas G. Jenkins | http://www.nicholasgjenkins.com/ (currently blank) | USA | ? |
| Nick Jenkins | http://nickjenkins.net/ | Prague, Czech Republic | Writer. |
| Nicholas Jenkins | http://www.nicholasjenkins.com/ | London, UK | Consultant / Designer. |
| Nicholas Jenkins | http://nicholasjenkins.net/ and [1] | San Francisco, California, USA | Teaches English poetry at Stanford University |
| Nick Jenkins | http://nick-jenkins.com/ (currently blank) | California, USA | ? |
| Nick Jenkins | http://www.freespiritimages.com/ | Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom | Landscape Photographer and author |
| Nick Jenkins | http://images.ee.umist.ac.uk/cgi-bin/staff-member.pl?staff_id=32 and [2], [3], [4], & [5] | Manchester, United Kingdom | Professor - Renewable Energy and Power |
| Nick Jenkins | http://staff.soc.surrey.ac.uk/njenkins/nick_jenkins.htm | Guildford, Surrey, United Kingdom | Computing Officer |
| Nick Jenkins | http://www.walsgrve.demon.co.uk/fac_nj.html | Coventry, United Kingdon | Radiotherapy physicist |
| Nick Jenkins | http://www.philipjenkins.co.uk/ | Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom | Used car salesman |
| Nick Jenkins | http://www.uhy-uk.com/pages/people/chester/nick-jenkins.php | Chester, Cheshire, United Kingdom | Chartered accountant |
| Nick Jenkins | http://www.clubrecreation.co.uk/nickjenkins.htm and [6] | United Kingdom | DJ |
| Nicholas Jenkins | http://www.gre.ac.uk/choir/NickJenkins.htm | Greenwich, United Kingdom | Music Director at University of Greenwich |
| Nick Jenkins | http://austin.innotechconference.com/Speaker/Austin_2005_Speakers/Nick_Jenkins.php | Texas, USA | Regional Manager, Nextel Communications |
| Dr. Nick Jenkins | http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/1299/life/470.html | United Kingdom | Doctor? |
| Nicholas Jenkins | http://www.rooksrider.co.uk/about/team.ihtml?step=4&teamid=7 | London, United Kingdom | Tax planning solicitor |
| Jeff Steadom | http://Buttfuckers.com | Your, Ass | Fucks animals |
